Tuesday, November 10, 2009

sales tip

Dear Bath & Body Works rep,

In the future when you walk around the store and see a pair of customers considering a purchase, please take a moment to make sure the product we are holding in our hands and discussing is being considered in a negative light before jumping in helpfully with, "oh I know -- that one always smells so masculine to me!"

I'm sure your sales will improve for it.



P.S. It does not.


beanbag said...

I totally love our new body wash. I was just thinking about posting a status about standing in the shower with my pink pouf to my nose breathing in deep the calm non masculine scent of it. Sales ladyprolly prefered old lady flower scents. what does she know anyway. Pffft.

the Provident Woman said...

I just prefer they leave me alone altogether.

Laura said...

That's very funny, actually. What would you even reply to that? Haha